Lesbians and Astrology. A Match Made in the Heavens. 

“What’s your sign?” is our favorite pickup line.

There is something to be said for the magic of astrology. 

Every person has an opinion on it. Some think it’s ridiculous. Some live by the stars and die by the stars. But one thing is for sure. 

Lesbianism and astrology are like peanut butter and jelly. 

Don’t look at me like that. There are people who don’t like PB&J.

Poor metaphors aside, what is it about zodiac signs that draw us in so much? 

If I had to guess, it’s because it makes us feel like we have an outline for our very beings. A pre-destined determination of why we are the way that we are. Why we respond to situations the way we do. And why we may get along exceptionally better with some people and horrifically with others. 

Me? I am a slut for astrology. 

I know my big three (sun, moon, and rising) and I will most definitely ask you yours. My friends get intimidated when I ask for their birth charts because they know I will analyze it with the precision of a neurosurgeon. Every day I check not only my chart on the Co-star app but my girlfriend’s as well. 

But now. Now. Everything has changed. 

Because I have found the astrology goldmine and I will never go back. 

I have found Moon Reading.

Moon readings focus on the sign and phase of the moon when you were born. 

And I mean exactly when you were born. When I got my reading I felt personally attacked in the best way possible. Vulnerability is not my strong suit and this reading slapped me with it six ways from Sunday. 

Maybe that’s the masochist in me though. 

Anyway, if you are an astrology nerd the way that I am then at the very least this Moon Reading is a fun experience worth trying out. 

Now if you need me, I will be bathing naked under the moonlight. And drafting up my next article about what your Zodiac sign says about your sex life.

And you should go get your free Moon Reading. I can’t wait to hear how it goes. 

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